behind you.

This is what you get croc-wearer. This is your punishment for wearing shoes that Dobby the House Elf would reject.

(Source: pi4nobl4ck, via fuckyeahdementia)

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

COME WITH ME ALICE. YOU’RE TOO WILD, TOO BEAUTIFUL, TO LIVE IN CHAINS. YOU BELONG OUT HERE. A ROSE IN A VASE IS NOT A ROSE IN THE FIELD. IT WITHERS.
WHERE WOULD WE GO, LUKE? WHAT WOULD WE EAT?
ANYWHERE WE WANT, MY LOVE, AND ANYTHING WE CAN CATCH OR FIND IN DUMPSTERS. YOU THINK YOU HAVE SECURITY BUT YOU HAVE SHACKLES. YOU THINK YOU ARE LOVED BUT YOU ARE A TOY FOR OTHERS’ AMUSEMENT. I WILL SHOW YOU FREEDOM. TOGETHER WE WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE. WE WILL SET THE WORLD AFLAME.
I DON’T KNOW, LUKE. YOU’RE JUST TOO DAMNED HANDSOME TO TRUST.
I CAN’T HELP THAT, ALICE. I WAS BORN THIS WAY. THE UPSTAIRS WINDOW IS OPEN. DON’T PACK A BAG.

COME WITH ME ALICE. YOU’RE TOO WILD, TOO BEAUTIFUL, TO LIVE IN CHAINS. YOU BELONG OUT HERE. A ROSE IN A VASE IS NOT A ROSE IN THE FIELD. IT WITHERS.

WHERE WOULD WE GO, LUKE? WHAT WOULD WE EAT?

ANYWHERE WE WANT, MY LOVE, AND ANYTHING WE CAN CATCH OR FIND IN DUMPSTERS. YOU THINK YOU HAVE SECURITY BUT YOU HAVE SHACKLES. YOU THINK YOU ARE LOVED BUT YOU ARE A TOY FOR OTHERS’ AMUSEMENT. I WILL SHOW YOU FREEDOM. TOGETHER WE WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE. WE WILL SET THE WORLD AFLAME.

I DON’T KNOW, LUKE. YOU’RE JUST TOO DAMNED HANDSOME TO TRUST.

I CAN’T HELP THAT, ALICE. I WAS BORN THIS WAY. THE UPSTAIRS WINDOW IS OPEN. DON’T PACK A BAG.

(Source: gatalajara, via expertcosmotips)

(Source: cassasaursaysrawr, via gophrr)

that70s:

Season 7 | Episode 13

lizclimo:

Hey Dad

(via butthorn)

rabbleprochoice:

stfuhatemongers:

My dad laughed for ten minutes when I showed him this. Ten straight minutes.

This image is always worth a reblog.

Love,

Rabble

(Source: bringtheruckuss)

(Source: darkandchaos, via thecakebar)

racingbackwards:

A Koala eating an apple for lunch, in Perth, Western Australia. [x]

Look at him in the last one. Like, “Man, this has been a hard day.”

(Source: asktaylors, via butnotinlove)

english boys: U ALRIGHT LUV
australian boys: oi give us a gob cunt
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you want to make friendship
they forgot something.
mexican boys: eh chh chh

shaving23spiders:

His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti

(via gophrr)

techweek:

standbyheygirl:

Thanks to Cory for the text submission.

I’m in love with this.

I honestly looked at my hand 30 seconds ago and saw that I was holding a sock and my right foot was bare. No idea why I took it off or how long it was in my hand. I don’t even remember when I took it off. What the hell goes on in my brain?

“The institution of marriage is not under attack as a result of the President’s words. Marriage was under attack years ago by men who viewed women as property and children as trophies of sexual prowess. Marriage is under attack by low wages, high incarceration, unfair tax policy, unemployment, and lack of education. Marriage is under attack by clergy who proclaim monogamy yet think nothing of stepping outside the bonds of marriage to have multiple affairs with “preaching groupies.”

Rev. Otis Moss III, Senior Pastor of Trinity United Church of Christ (via touchoftea)

(via rabbleprochoice)